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Old March 25 2013, 06:01 AM   #1
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TOS Caption Contest #271: The Tholian Caption

Hello everyone, sorry about the delay, but hopefully now I'll be able to make this go one a every other week schedule now. *Fingers Crossed*

First up to the plate, we have the "Mutiny on a Budget" Award, going to:

Mistral wrote: View Post

Kirk: "Antibiotics?"

McCoy: "Cyanide. Spock paid me twenty bucks to make him the captain."
Next, we have the "Now, we DO expect Miracles, Scotty!" Award, going to:

BoredShipCapt'n wrote: View Post

Kirk: "Scotty! I know this doesn't make any sense, but... you've been elected Pope."

Scotty: "Borgias frat!"
Next, we have the "I smell a lawsuit coming...." Award, going to:

Jonas Grumby wrote: View Post

McCoy (sotto voce): "Nurse Chapel, could you nonchalantly walk back to Exam Bed 1 and see if you can subtly find out if Nurse Jones had a medical reason for removing Ensign Gately's pantyhose?"
Next, we have the "Spock's Prognosis" Award, going to:

Isis wrote: View Post

McCoy: "I hate to admit it, Spock, but you're right on both counts. He'll get over the Rigellian Fever... <brief pause> ...but he won't get over himself."
Next, we have the "Moe's Tavern" Award, going to:

The Laughing Vulcan wrote: View Post

Uhura: "Incoming transmission for a, Mike Hunt?"
McCoy chuckling: "That Spock's turned into a right japester."
Our Photoshop Award, goes to:

Triskelion wrote: View Post

Kirk: I don't remember posing for that!
Scotty: Well, you did!

Nerys Myk wrote: View Post

MCCOY: I'm gonna need a blood sample.

KIRK: Why's that?

MCCOY: You're either sick, a duplicate or under alien mind control.

KIRK: Huh?

MCCOY: Uhura's been talking with my new nurse for fifteen minutes and you've yet to go over and suggest a threesome.
Many thanks to everyone who participated on this one! Congratulations to our winners! I'm enjoying being the substitute on this contest, lets continue forward!


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