Re: What ethnicity are you?
I have a cousin who was born in Swaziland (parents were peace corps types with PhDs). He's white, German/Eastern European, Jewish--and African, though that's not his ethnicity, just where he was born. Throws people off, though.
Reminds me of an old Charlize Theron monologue on SNL
We are Groot and Locutus of Bored.