Re: If you are in the process of deciding a middle name for your child
"Asskicker." Or "Lil' Asskicker" if you don't mind two middle names.
But the eventual spoonerism that's going to slip out, from the word-salad people is "kill Asslicker" which is just poor parenting in my opinion, painting a target on your kids forehead like that.
"Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft."
Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz