I was thinking that if you stuck the Corporal and Milsy (the 2IC) in a tent together overnight, then nine months later, their baby would be regular Smeghead Arnold Rimmer.
"Now get really angry. Imagine some one has stolen all the "A's" from your scrabble set."
"What? All nine of them?" **Whimper** " ...Who would do that?"
Which sounds a little like Rimmer playing Risk.