It says here that Commander William Riker did not click on any Facebook affiliate links this year and all deleted photos from the past twenty years are being auto-reposted.
Nice rainbow suspenders. I did not know you had a Mork from Ork phase.
Captain's log supplemental: Next time add a plumber to the crew who isn't descended from cultures with time-and-a-half holidays every day of the year
Watch out for snakes.
Sexually harass much Umax Boy?
I swear, sometimes it's like he doesn't even watch
Is it brain freeze?
Yes. It is brain freeze. From my invisible chocolate sundae.
Perhaps you should slow down.