James T. Kirk is named after his mum's 'Love instructor'.
I planned on just leaving that one alone. Gene was obviously experimenting with the pharmaceuticals when he came up with that one.
You have to wonder that to get an A on the test, instead of offering sexual favours to the instructor, the students offer to write an assignment.
"Gee John, I'm really don't know what to do - I was teaching oral sex 101 and one of the students offered to write me a 5000 report instead of blowing me, should I report them?"