Where the fuck is Scotty?
Sulu, your liqueur tastes like...Robitussin.
<Sulu hides Robitussin bottle while he and Uhura exchange eye rolls and sip their two hundred year old Louis XIII Black Pearl Cognac
Why yes, you're right, Captain. There's Michelob in the fridge.
You can't wear Star Trek boxer shorts, Mister Scott. It is a canon violation.