Worf: "... yes Commander. Just one minute..."
Riker: "This is important, Lieutenant."
Worf: "Yes sir... um..."
Riker: "Worf! That isn't a PADD, is it?"
Worf: "No sir."
Riker: "It's a mirror, isn't it?"
Worf: "A Klingon needs a little... 'me time', sir."
"Captain's Personal Log. It's been two weeks since Data's cat, Spot vanished into a Jeffries tube. System outages require that the cat be recovered immediately. A captain needs to set an example for his crew, and I will take on those tasks that lesser captains would delegate. 72 hours into the search, this is the third time that Spot has peed on me. I am considering surrendering the ship to the cat..."
Picard: "The Mutara Nebula... It is rumoured that there are still vestiges of the Genesis Wave resonating through the energy matrix."
Riker: "Give it up sir. If the Baku planet couldn't do it, this surely isn't going to give you back a head of hair."
Ensign Snark: "Ten strips of latinum says the Ferengi Ambassador will climb all the way up Worf's ass."
Lieutenant Rack: "Twenty says that Worf will kill him before he gets his oversized head in there."
Worf: "I'll take that bet."
On Picard's ship, anyone who excels in facepalming gets a pat on the back from the Captain.