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Old March 18 2013, 02:49 PM   #11
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Re: TNG Caption This! 308: The day LeadHead broke the server



Worf: "... yes Commander. Just one minute..."
pushes button.
Riker: "This is important, Lieutenant."
Worf: "Yes sir... um..."
rotates screen
Riker: "Worf! That isn't a PADD, is it?"
Worf: "No sir."
Riker: "It's a mirror, isn't it?"
Worf: "A Klingon needs a little... 'me time', sir."



"Captain's Personal Log. It's been two weeks since Data's cat, Spot vanished into a Jeffries tube. System outages require that the cat be recovered immediately. A captain needs to set an example for his crew, and I will take on those tasks that lesser captains would delegate. 72 hours into the search, this is the third time that Spot has peed on me. I am considering surrendering the ship to the cat..."



Picard: "The Mutara Nebula... It is rumoured that there are still vestiges of the Genesis Wave resonating through the energy matrix."

Riker: "Give it up sir. If the Baku planet couldn't do it, this surely isn't going to give you back a head of hair."



Ensign Snark: "Ten strips of latinum says the Ferengi Ambassador will climb all the way up Worf's ass."
Lieutenant Rack: "Twenty says that Worf will kill him before he gets his oversized head in there."
Worf: "I'll take that bet."



On Picard's ship, anyone who excels in facepalming gets a pat on the back from the Captain.
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