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Old March 18 2013, 01:49 PM   #11
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Re: TNG Caption This! 308: The day LeadHead broke the server

Worf: "... yes Commander. Just one minute..."
pushes button.
Riker: "This is important, Lieutenant."
Worf: "Yes sir... um..."
rotates screen
Riker: "Worf! That isn't a PADD, is it?"
Worf: "No sir."
Riker: "It's a mirror, isn't it?"
Worf: "A Klingon needs a little... 'me time', sir."

"Captain's Personal Log. It's been two weeks since Data's cat, Spot vanished into a Jeffries tube. System outages require that the cat be recovered immediately. A captain needs to set an example for his crew, and I will take on those tasks that lesser captains would delegate. 72 hours into the search, this is the third time that Spot has peed on me. I am considering surrendering the ship to the cat..."

Picard: "The Mutara Nebula... It is rumoured that there are still vestiges of the Genesis Wave resonating through the energy matrix."

Riker: "Give it up sir. If the Baku planet couldn't do it, this surely isn't going to give you back a head of hair."

Ensign Snark: "Ten strips of latinum says the Ferengi Ambassador will climb all the way up Worf's ass."
Lieutenant Rack: "Twenty says that Worf will kill him before he gets his oversized head in there."
Worf: "I'll take that bet."

On Picard's ship, anyone who excels in facepalming gets a pat on the back from the Captain.
"Don't try to live so wise. Don't cry 'cause you're so right.
Don't dry with fakes or fears, 'Cause you will hate yourself in the end."

Anime @ MyReviewer

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