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Old March 18 2013, 06:31 AM   #52
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Re: Why is Neelix allowed on the bridge?

This is replicated chocolate.

No replicated food causes allergies, makes you fat or hardens your arteries. It is all perfectly balanced nutritionally. You could eat 10 bowls of that replicated chocolate icecream and it would be exactly the same as eating 10 bowls of replicated celery.

Of course our animal friends are taken into consideration and the evil toxic stuff in our chocolate that poisons cats and dogs is not a part of replicated chocolate.

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