This is like sudoku! Though I've never been exactly clear on what sudoku is so don't shoot me if it's not.
So far I've got..
She inspires constipation in all those who enter so the litter is untouched. This is a reference to her own uptight ways of course.
There is no pussy allowed in the ready room because competition is not welcome.
Okay it's not much.. but I've exercised my brain which is very important. And without pencils.