Re: TNG Caption This! 307: I'm not Evil, I'm Parallel
Data: "Mr. Worf, would you clear up a matter of Earth's 21st Century history for me?"
Worf: "I'll try."
Data: "According to the great pundit David Letterman, Jorge Bergoglio, who we now know as Pope Francis, had previously been a relief pitcher for the Yankees."
Worf: "So what's the big deal?"
Data: "I have done some research, and there is no way Bergoglio could have been a Yankee."
Worf: "Why not?"
Data: "Because he was a Cardinal."