Jay: "What the fuck is the Internet?"
Holden McNeil: "The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another."
And that was like 12 years ago, the internet had only really been a thing for a few years at that point.
"Well, do unto others. That's what the Book says."
"Wait a minute--you follow the Book, too?"