Pick a nice 55 year old, like the one from Boston, so we won't have to hopefully change Popes for 20-30 years.
But we want
to change them. We need to! No matter how middle aged they are they get musty.
That's right because they need some press because no one under the age of 50 with an IQ listens to these old white bastards anymore.
There was a joke going around about the odds of a Pope Bieber. Someone wrote "He would already be molested by the time he walks in the door", I replied "Nah, he's too old for them".
When the church picks a black, gay, woman Pope then I might care.