I called the last Pope "Nazi Pope", so I'll need a new nickname for the new one.
However can we elect a young old white guy next time? This new one is 76, in 5 or so years he will resign / drop dead and I'll have to put up with Pope news all over again.
Pick a nice 55 year old, like the one from Boston, so we won't have to hopefully change Popes for 20-30 years.
"Small moves, Ellie, small moves." — The image of Ted Arroway.