Re: Movie Caption Contest #232: Brilliant!
"You told him about the statue?! That wasn't a dumbass thing to do, but, a DOUBLE dumbass, to invoke the colorful metaphors of the time period."
The paparazzi of the 23rd century were a lot like the paparazzi of today, but equipped with better technology, like this 47,000,000 candlelight flash equipped on their cameras.
Kirk: *thinking* That is an impressive sideboob. The body is a little rotund, but an impressive sideboob, nonetheless.
Spock: *thinking* Is the Admiral checking out Mr. Scott?
"Brace yourself. The area of penetration will no doubt be sensitive." - Mr. Spock, The Immunity Syndrome