We're not talking about medical care, we're talking about first aid.
Performing CPR is not "medical care."
Well, I was on the fence about this issue before, but now that you two have convinced me with your semantic arguments that first aid and CPR don't qualify as "any sort of medical care whatsoever
," as Robert
said, I'm firmly in your camp.
Clearly, CPR is some form of industrial waste disposal process and has nothing to do with emergency medical care at all. Saved for future reference.