Oh, holy mother of fuck.
Jordany Valdespin exited Monday’s game after being hit in the groin area by a Justin Verlander fastball. Valdespin was squaring to bunt and just couldn’t get out of the way in time. He eventually got to his feet but was lifted for a pinch-runner. The Mets should update his status later Monday.
Valdespin says he is OK … Asked where he got hit: “My dick,” Valdespin said.
Hit a dinger off Verlander, he'll fastball you in the dick.