Re: VOY Caption Contest 105; An Ill-fated Venture...
"Ah. Mr. Kim. Welcome aboard. Do me a favor. I'm looking for a no good burnout named 'Tom Paris.' Our observer. If you see this son of a bitch, you send him to my office. The only thing he's going to be observing is my foot up his ass. He's standing right next to us, isn't he?"
"Brace yourself. The area of penetration will no doubt be sensitive." - Mr. Spock, The Immunity Syndrome