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Old March 10 2013, 06:28 AM   #13
Turd Ferguson
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Re: VOY Caption Contest 105; An Ill-fated Venture...



"Ah. Mr. Kim. Welcome aboard. Do me a favor. I'm looking for a no good burnout named 'Tom Paris.' Our observer. If you see this son of a bitch, you send him to my office. The only thing he's going to be observing is my foot up his ass. He's standing right next to us, isn't he?"
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