DAX: You finally wore me down Quark. I want to make love.
QUARK: You do? ...5 strips.
ODO: You automatically assume the mist is a changeling? That is SO RACIST!
Odo and Quark are the finalists in the station's annual 'Smug look' competition.
Smiley likes to take secret vacations to the prime universe.
BASHIR: Sisko has been standing there looking serious for five minutes. Should we leave?
KIRA: The prophets are telling him something. We need to just wait.
BASHIR: The first time it was cute, now it's just annoying!