That was pretty good. I could really get behind writing a script for that!
I was always a big cyberpunk fan, and could really give those guys some noirish lines.
"Mr Link, sir, you're being an ass."
"Yeah, well, Chip, I've had a bad day."
"Removing your opponent's head does ten to prevent him from answering questions."
"Don't worry, I know a guy."
<musical tones reminiscent of, instead of a jammed doorbell, a punk guitarist in a blender>
"Yeah, he's not my first choice either, Rod, but the Shark knows what's what."
(spot the William Gibson reference)