Sometimes I wonder if Chakotay could even tie his shoelaces in the morning.
In fact, he'd probably sit there looking at them... and then start telling a story, about how "My people say about Spirit Guides... that they guide us forward on the pathway of life... I need my shoes to walk that pathway, so it seems clear that my Spirit Guide will come and tie my shoelaces for me". And then he'd spend the rest of the day walking around with his shoelaces untied.
(I know, I know... Starfleet shoes don't have laces. But let's not spoil the punch-line, hey?