Thanks for the captain's log award LeadHead!
Worf: Doctor, the hypospray... It stings!
Crusher: Don't tell me Worf that you're afraid of one little hypospray?
Worf: Well in my universe the hyposprays are painless!
Data: Mr Worf when I asked for a sample I didn't mean you to produce one right now.
Ogawa: Potent stuff... It's fizzing to on the floor...
Worf: What is the boy doing on this bridge?
Riker: I'll have you know that 'boy' is a lieutenant commander, so you give the respect he's due.
Worf: Much has changed indeed...
Picard: The spoonheads serve Starfleet?