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Old March 8 2013, 11:25 PM   #10
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Re: VOY Caption Contest 105; An Ill-fated Venture...

Harry (thinking): Wow, I can't wait to tell my parents about this! My last name is Kim although I am clearly Chinese.
Cavit (thinking): name wasn't on the opening credits. Well, at least I won't have to battle the Borg!
Tom (thinking): Force a don't want to go back to prison.
Janeway (thinking): God, I have to pee SO bad...

Chakotay (thinking): This desert is drier than Janeway's coochie. Wait, why am I thinking about the Captain's coochie?!
Tuvok: Captain, my scans indicate the Talaxian does, in fact, need a shave.

B'Elanna: You're sure it was that big!?
Janeway: Yes, I saw it with my own eyes! Commanding a starship isn't the only thing Chakotay is skilled at...
B'Elanna: Damn, I should have gotten with him while I had the chance.

Tuvok: If this is your feeble attempt at initiating a mating ritual, Mr. Neelix, I'm afraid I will have to decline.

Janeway: Chakotay, you'll have to change your outfit if you're going to be my first officer.
Chakotay: No, I am a Maquis!
Janeway: Not for long!
Chakotay: Ok, Captain. Hand me the onesie.
Once there was a grocery man whose name was simply Louie...until the day his store blew up and his produce went kablewie.

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