Wow, I can't wait to tell my parents about this! My last name is Kim although I am clearly Chinese.
Suspicious...my name wasn't on the opening credits. Well, at least I won't have to battle the Borg!
Force a smile...you don't want to go back to prison.
God, I have to pee SO bad...
This desert is drier than Janeway's coochie. Wait, why am I thinking about the Captain's coochie?!
Captain, my scans indicate the Talaxian does, in fact, need a shave.
You're sure it was that big!?
Yes, I saw it with my own eyes! Commanding a starship isn't the only thing Chakotay is skilled at...
Damn, I should have gotten with him while I had the chance.
If this is your feeble attempt at initiating a mating ritual, Mr. Neelix, I'm afraid I will have to decline.
Chakotay, you'll have to change your outfit if you're going to be my first officer.
No, I am a Maquis!
Not for long!
Ok, Captain. Hand me the onesie.