Clap, damn you! I'm "Time Lord of the Dance" dammit! I need this!
I hope it's not roofies again, Doctor.
Come on, Worf,
Butt Pirates of Space needs a sequel!
Data: You like that? My tricorder is set to "narrow dispersal." It'll mess you up.
Ogawa: Unnnnh.....
Alien vessel! I am Captain Chia Minge, this is my first officer Commander Buttcrack, and my science officer Chodo Baggins. I know what you're wondering - it's because he's a phenomenal choad.
Picard: Mister Worf! Increase volume of "I'm Too Sexy" by fifty percent!
Riker": So it's a fight you want? You've got it! <
Sashays down the catwalk>
Riker: Sometimes I want to overload a phaser in my pants.
Worf: Ah, this is the right universe.