Bless ye FTW!
Patrick Stewart: God, I hate fans. Smelly, ugly, stupid people that make me want to vomit. Especially the ones who take part in caption contests. The only reason I do these freak shows is to make enough money to keep me in cocaine and hookers.
Wait... is that camera on?
Crusher: In any Universe the one constant is after a night with Troi you need your jabs.
Data: Can I please stay to watch you play "Doctors"?
Wesley: In this Universe, I'm the most popular character.
Captain's Log Stardate 47685: We've just encountered an alternate Enterprise where that bearded, pie eating dim witted sex maniac actually made Captain. Sucks to be them.
Captain's Log Stardate 47685: We've just encountered an alternate Enterprise where that bald, cowardly frigid French git is still Captain. Sucks to be them.
Riker: So you got a focus episode that wasn't about honour, Klingon politics, your bastard son or all three? How'd that happen?
Worf: I think Braga got me mixed up with Geordi.