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Old March 8 2013, 06:58 PM   #14
inflatabledalek
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Re: TNG Caption This! 307: I'm not Evil, I'm Parallel

Bless ye FTW!



Patrick Stewart: God, I hate fans. Smelly, ugly, stupid people that make me want to vomit. Especially the ones who take part in caption contests. The only reason I do these freak shows is to make enough money to keep me in cocaine and hookers.


Wait... is that camera on?




Crusher: In any Universe the one constant is after a night with Troi you need your jabs.




Data: Can I please stay to watch you play "Doctors"?




Wesley: In this Universe, I'm the most popular character.





Captain's Log Stardate 47685: We've just encountered an alternate Enterprise where that bearded, pie eating dim witted sex maniac actually made Captain. Sucks to be them.


Captain's Log Stardate 47685: We've just encountered an alternate Enterprise where that bald, cowardly frigid French git is still Captain. Sucks to be them.






Riker: So you got a focus episode that wasn't about honour, Klingon politics, your bastard son or all three? How'd that happen?

Worf: I think Braga got me mixed up with Geordi.
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