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Old March 8 2013, 04:18 PM   #3
Deranged Nasat
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest 74; Debauchery and Mischief...

Teacher (offscreen): "Now, class. We're very lucky to have two actual members of the Klingon Nobility here with us today, to act out a short scenario for our Klingon sex education course. Class, please welcome Quark (of the former House of Quark) and Jadzia Dax (of the House of Martok)!"

Quark ("acting"): "Gee, K'Suzie, let's park our glorious attack fighter at the makeout point and take my bat'leth for a spin!"

Dax: "PETA'Q! You dishonour me by neglecting to use a condom!"

Odo: "Gentlemen, you're under arrest".

O'Brien: "What the hell for?"

Odo: "Under station law, making swirls in the Fog of Laas constitutes physical assault".

Sisko: "You cannot be dismissed until the second hand reaches twelve. Such is the rule on my station, doctor, and everyone must follow the rules at all times, or else I become displeased. The second hand has passed 10, but it is not yet on 12...Doctor, stop your fidgeting!".

Kira: "I hate it when he's in these intense, obsessive moods. Can't he go build an alien clock or an ancient sailboat or something?"
We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile, and nothing can grow there. Too much, and the best of us is washed away.

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