Re: TNG Caption This! 307: I'm not Evil, I'm Parallel
WORF: You are mistaken, Doctor. Klingons do not chafe.
DATA: I do not see how squashing a small furry lifeform is a great victory for the Empire.
WORF (thinking): Wesley must have majored in Smug Douchebaggery at the Academy.
RKER: Why is it always the same damn episode?
WORF: Your translation is faulty, Commander. It says "first place" not "participant".
STEWART: Also, I won't be answering any questions about Star Trek or X-Men.
Off stage, the head of Con Security issues a red alert.