Re: TOS Caption Contest #270: The Immunity Caption
MCCOY: I'm gonna need a blood sample.
KIRK: Why's that?
MCCOY: You're either sick, a duplicate or under alien mind control.
MCCOY: Uhura's been talking with my new nurse for fifteen minutes and you've yet to go over and suggest a threesome.
The boring one, the one with Khan, the one where Spock returns, the one with whales, the dumb one, the last one, the one with Kirk, the one with the Borg, the stupid one, the bad one, the new one, the other one with Khan.