Chak: My man cave is open for business! First rule: no ball-busting unless you have balls!
Male voyager crew: Ahhhhhhhhhhh........
B'Elanna I want you to target Chakotay's man cave and destroy the entrance! B'Elanna? Computer, location of Lieutenant Torres?
Lieutenant B'Leather Sensation is under the planet's surface.
Teraquads...of...porn....
Suder: You're going to hear a lot about fanfic. Don't steal my ideas.
Tuvok: No promises.
Tuvok: Keep...perfectly...still...Lieutenant.
Tom: I...don't...think...it's...working....
Janeway: Well?? Isn't
anyone going to comment on my new hairdo?