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Old March 4 2013, 05:55 AM   #29
Sector 7
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Re: Help with my pissing cat!!

Sector 7's List of Advice:

- multiple litter boxes, preferably etched with their name on each [remember to print, cats cannot read cursive]
- terminate with extreme prejudice [I prefer 9mm, .38 caliber is also acceptable]
- get a mean dog, it will scare the piss out of him [also may have the effect of him pooping whenever he sees the dog]
- use a Tazer when you catch him doing it [I guarantee he'll never piss there again. This also may work on the children.]
- next time get a puppy and train him right

Can you tell I'm not a cat person? The guy who wrote, "Cats are people, too" LIED.
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