Chakotay: The coast is clear, there's just a lot of big aliens pointing rifles at us.
Computer: Warning, by using a phaser in close proximity to this console, the warranty is now void.
Paris: What do you mean, lizard babies?
Tuvok: Crap, nothing to meld with.
Neelix: (over comm) ... And today's special will be Leola Root Surprise.
Tuvok: Red Alert.