The 90s Guardians was great.
There's this contest between the Guardians and a warlord super villain at the height of the 31st century to see who will get possession of the most powerful weapon in the universe... And when the Warlord finally wins because he has Superman-like Powers, and the Guardians rely on luck 90 percent of the time, he picks up Captain America's shield and says "Are there buttons? How do I make this thing work? Blast them! Blast them... The stupid thing is broken!"