It doesn't help that John Barrowman is one of the most obnoxious people on television.
You don't watch much television, do you?
Barrowman is a delight.
Some say that if you get Amazon Prime he will hand-deliver your packages during a powerslide in a classic Jag and that he's paid with bottles of octane booster.
All we know is, he's not The Stig but he is The Stig's non-trademarked generic cousin.