It doesn't help that John Barrowman is one of the most obnoxious people on television.
You don't watch much television, do you?
Barrowman is a delight.
Some say that he haunts the halls of the Top Gear production office and that, if you listen closely, you can hear his wails around Gambon.
All we know is that he's not The Stig, he's The Stig's drowned predecessor.