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Old March 1 2013, 11:34 AM   #6
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Re: Why is Neelix allowed on the bridge?

I wanted to marry Julie on The Love Boat when I was little.

For the first two years his place at that table, and the bridge was essential.

He was Janeway's asshole detector.

Picard had a fricking telepath mindraping every ship in range to check how assholey the new opposition each week was.

That's fricking cheating.
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