Quark: "Uhh... Gentlemen. That's not how we use straws."
Worf: "Jadzia. That is
not a touchscreen."
Jadzia: "Well, Worf, at least
it provides me more tactile stimulation than
you do."
Quark: "The bar's internet has been down for hours, Chief. When are you going to have it fixed?"
O'Brien: "It's not as easy as you think, Quark. It's not a big freighter; it's a series of tubes."
(looks distracted)
O'Brien: "I think I have the red tubes and blue tubes crossed..."
Little does Kira know Odo has spotted her ruse- she's a Bluegill (the aliens from "Conspiracy").
(sorry, forgot to leave a little blank space at the bottom for the next entry)
Odo's sex tape proves to be a bigger hit than the Kardashian or Paris hilton sex tape. Dax seems the least surprised though...
