The Rigelian Lobster? Someone's putting out tonight.
Sorry Worf, looks like they're going with Kira for the part of Annie.
Worf: yIn vIq 'Igh San!
It's a hard luck life!
Better, I suppose, in the original Klingon?
Why no, I can't imagine how waste reclamation got rerouted into the food replicators. I've been too busy polishing my empty tip jar.
Do you want the happy ending, Major?
So you see, there's no adjusting the Cardassian humidity levels. I'm afraid we're all going to have bad hair days for the foreseeable future.
At least we won't have to put up with the glare from aurora baldyalis
like on the Enterprise bridge.