Riker: "What is it, Data?"
Data: "I believe its an attempt by intelligent amphimbians to breach the hull, based on the amount of water coming through the deck."
Worf: "We need to break out our phasers!!!!"
Technician: "Dr. Crusher's been using the shower head to have an orgasm. The pipes can't handle that long of a continuous flow. It happens every Wednesday. Just get out of the way and I'll patch it."