Re: Seth Macfarlane tapped to host this years Academy Awards!
Whoever is handling the spotlights needs to stop pointing them in Renee Zellwegger's eyes. Poor girl is squinting so hard she can't see a thing.
[ETA} Ninja'd! Bastard.
'First Contact' is the tale of a man who just wants to cash in on his creation so he can get wasted on an island full of naked women, but his fans keep insisting that he's a saintly visionary who has profoundly altered the world. AKA - 'I Don't Want to be a Statue: The Gene Roddenberry Story.'