Sisko: I know what you're thinking, it's not easy being a god.
Garak: If you need anything, anything at all, I'll be under your bed.
Kira: That will never happen chief!
O'Brien: I'm telling you major, one day you will have my baby!
Kira: Shakaar just broke up with me. What should I do Odo?
Quark: Yes Odo, tell us what you think Kira should do.
Tain: Before I go & singlehandedly save the entire alpha quadrant from the dominion threat, I would like to leave you with a song that goes a little something like this..."I am the very model of a modern major-general".