Doctor: Mister Kim! I understand that expelling waste can sometimes be a trying event, but this is the tenth set of fingers that I'm going to have to fix because of you!
Neelix: I've heard you humans have these strange little things hanging between your legs-
Carey: It's definitely there, Neelix. And believe me, there's nothing little
Nameless Crewman in the Background: That's what he
Chakotay: Yeah... this makes up for no sex... riiiiiight...