: Geordi are you okay?
: All my life, I wanted the ability to see like you. But, now, with these optical implants, I can.
: So what's the problem?
: In his inebriation, Cochrane stripped down to the nude and I saw his...
: Go on...
: ...little Cochrane.
After The Final Frontier
hit theaters, William Shatner went on the run to hide from upset fans. He thought hiding in nature would shield him from the nerds who lived in their parents basements. He was wrong.
Captain's personal log, supplemental
: I need to take a moment from dealing with Khan to remind myself to give a commendation to the person who suggested Yeoman's should dress their Captain. If only we had this practice during the original voyage, when Rand was my Yeoman!