Thanks for the win!
I think I've got Capellan Crotch Crickets, sir.
How did you get those?
As drunk as I get, you expect me to remember?
Another case of Capellan Crotch Crickets.
Her panties...they're moving. Ew.
Did you say Mr. Scott has Capellan Crotch Crickets?
You did Uhura, too? Dammit. It's a good thing I keep Space Penicillin on me.
Now we just have to find the jerk who gave Scotty the Capellan Crotch Crickets in the first pl...are your pants chirping, Mr. Spock?
HUMOROUS MUSIC. CUT TO SHIP EXTERIOR. FAE OUT. THE END.