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Old February 24 2013, 09:31 AM   #6
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #270: The Immunity Caption

Thanks for the win!



SCOTT: I think I've got Capellan Crotch Crickets, sir.
KIRK: How did you get those?
SCOTT: As drunk as I get, you expect me to remember?


BONES: Another case of Capellan Crotch Crickets.
CHAPEL: Her panties...they're moving. Ew.


UHURA: Did you say Mr. Scott has Capellan Crotch Crickets?
KIRK: Yes. Why?
UHURA: Well, umm...



BONES: You did Uhura, too? Dammit. It's a good thing I keep Space Penicillin on me.



BONES: Now we just have to find the jerk who gave Scotty the Capellan Crotch Crickets in the first pl...are your pants chirping, Mr. Spock?

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