Hello everyone! Lets go!
First up to the plate, we have the "Well, that was inevitable" Award, going to:
Nimoy: "After three seasons, my back is fukking killing me."
Next, we have the "LINE!" Award, going to:
"... Damn. Sorry."
Production assistant: "'Kirk to Enterprise!'"
Next, we have the "Priorities" Award, going to:
Jonas Grumby wrote:
"We're being pulled inside! We haven't enough power to break free!"
"Impact in twelve seconds!"
"Where the hell is that Scotch bottle?"
Next, we have the "Occupado!" Award, going to:
I'm only going to show you this once more, Captain. The red light means the lavatory is occupied. The green light means you can go in. See that? Red means Occupado! Occupado!
Do what now?
Next, we have the "Official Engineering Assignments" Award, going to:
Peephole into Uhura's cabin installed, Mister Spock.
I love it when all the images get tied together well, so this deserves a special award:
Spock: "I'm afraid someone has indeed posted the nude party pictures of you on Spacebook."
Kirk: "Blast it! We have to contain this!"
Kirk: "It's worse than I thought, Spock. Scotty and Washburn have already seen them. Maybe we can keep them from the rest of the crew."
Spock: "Were they as impressed as you assumed they'd be?"
Kirk: "Kirk out."
Unfortunately, it was too late. Never have any two words been as regrettably uttered as "screen on."
Scotty: "They were posted from this workstation, Cap'n."
Kirk: "So someone was able to hack into your computer, eh?"
Scotty: "Uhhh....yeah. Hack."
Kirk: "Scotty, progress report."
Scotty: "It's too late, sir. It's gone viral!"
Nerys Myk wrote:
KIRK: Hilarious, Spock. You're now the Captain and you're leaving. Now beam us up...
Many thanks to all who participated and congrats to all of our winners!
Now, while I'm helping out here and filling in for MANT!
I most of the time won't be able to have this start/end on a weekly basis, but I know I won't have any chance along to start/end next weekend, so I'm getting another one started now!