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Old February 24 2013, 03:06 AM   #1
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TOS Caption Contest #270: The Immunity Caption

Hello everyone! Lets go!

First up to the plate, we have the "Well, that was inevitable" Award, going to:

T'Girl wrote: View Post

Nimoy: "After three seasons, my back is fukking killing me."
Next, we have the "LINE!" Award, going to:

BoredShipCapt'n wrote: View Post

Shatner: "... Damn. Sorry."

Production assistant: "'Kirk to Enterprise!'"
Next, we have the "Priorities" Award, going to:

Jonas Grumby wrote: View Post

Sulu: "We're being pulled inside! We haven't enough power to break free!"
Spock: "Impact in twelve seconds!"
Decker: "Where the hell is that Scotch bottle?"
Next, we have the "Occupado!" Award, going to:

Triskelion wrote: View Post

Scotty: I'm only going to show you this once more, Captain. The red light means the lavatory is occupied. The green light means you can go in. See that? Red means Occupado! Occupado!

Kirk: Do what now?
Next, we have the "Official Engineering Assignments" Award, going to:

Maurice wrote: View Post

SCOTTY: Peephole into Uhura's cabin installed, Mister Spock.
I love it when all the images get tied together well, so this deserves a special award:

ssosmcin wrote: View Post

Spock: "I'm afraid someone has indeed posted the nude party pictures of you on Spacebook."

Kirk: "Blast it! We have to contain this!"

Kirk: "It's worse than I thought, Spock. Scotty and Washburn have already seen them. Maybe we can keep them from the rest of the crew."

Spock: "Were they as impressed as you assumed they'd be?"

Kirk: "Kirk out."

Unfortunately, it was too late. Never have any two words been as regrettably uttered as "screen on."

Scotty: "They were posted from this workstation, Cap'n."

Kirk: "So someone was able to hack into your computer, eh?"

Scotty: "Uhhh....yeah. Hack."

Kirk: "Scotty, progress report."

Scotty: "It's too late, sir. It's gone viral!"

Nerys Myk wrote: View Post

KIRK: Hilarious, Spock. You're now the Captain and you're leaving. Now beam us up...

Spock? Spock?
Many thanks to all who participated and congrats to all of our winners!

Now, while I'm helping out here and filling in for MANT! I most of the time won't be able to have this start/end on a weekly basis, but I know I won't have any chance along to start/end next weekend, so I'm getting another one started now!

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