Happy Saturday Everyone!
First up to the plate, we have the "Diplomatic Incident" Award, going to:
Honorable Ensign wrote:
Riker hated when Picard made him apologize for seducing ambassadors' girlfriends.
Next, we have the "Noise Complaint" Award, going to:
The Laughing Vulcan wrote:
Troi: "Captain, what are you doing?"
Picard: "I'm looking at schematics."
Troi: "Is that really what you are doing?"
Picard: "Here. Look. Schematics, see?"
Troi: "Yes sir. Anyway, the bridge crew request that you turn down the volume when you examine your... schematics. The screaming orgasms are distracting them from their duties."
Next, we have the "Do the Math, people!" Award, going to:
PICARD: Why do you want to go back to the collective so bad?
THREE OF FIVE: Borg pair up biological mates by adding four!
PICARD: ...Get this man back to the collective immediately!
Next, we have the "Costume Fail" Award, going to:
Still think going as the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man to this year's Halloween party was a good idea, Captain?
Next, we have the "Can't you jazz it up a bit?" Award, going to:
"That's it? "
"Well sir I know it doesn't look like much but,..."
:"It is a two dimensional representation of a four dimensional mathematical construct, sir. What do you want, Fireworks?"
Some great photoshops this time around, and this one made me laugh the most, so it gets the prize!
Picard: Its my ship and I'll review the visual security logs for whatever reason I see fit!
Captain's log, Stardate 45345.6. We've been to the far reaches of the galaxy, but this new mall has us totally confused.
Alien vessel! I am Commander Ugly-Bag-of-Mostly-Water, this is Captain Darmok-and-Jihlad-at-Tanagara, Counselor One-Moon-Circling, and Lieutenant Prune Juice.
<whispering to Picard
It was just a dare!
"Lieutenant Prune Juice?" I would kill him where he stands - if he were any other man.
Uh, nice to meetya, kthx. <ship pulls away
Thank goodness I don't have to stand beside Captain Pectoralis from Planet Latisimus Dorsi IIX.
Many thanks to everyone who participated and congratulations to our winners! Thanks for continuing on the Captain's Log Award, I've been so happy with the results!
And now, we continue forward in our journey through the 7 seasons of TNG, we arrive at "Second Chances" for when one Riker isn't enough.
Another thing, I honestly do not know when I will end this contest and start the next one. Next weekend will be jam packed for me, and no offense to you all, but probably, if I were I would end up losing sleep time and as it stands I'll be lucky to get 5 hours a night. But not to worry, I'll get things moving once I have the chance!
And now, the new contest!