O'Brien (singing): You put your front half in, and --
Kira: I don't think this is how you do the hokey-pokey, Chief.
Computer: Warning. Life support failure in twenty seconds.
Sisko (thinking): Huh! So *that's* what these isolinear rods do!
Little-known fact: in addition to developing an advanced civilization long before humans, the Bajorans also legalized marijuana long before humans, something the Starfleet officers on DS9 frequently took advantage of.
In Soviet Cardassia, TV watches you!