A is for Archer. Captain of the Enterprise.
B is for Bottle of 2265 Dom Perignon. It was used to christen the new Enterprise-B in late 2293.
C is for Crusher.
D is for Deuterium injectors.
E is for Evil transporter clones.
F is for "Faaake!" Cisco knows what I mean. Starfleet doesn't lie my left buttcheek.
G is for Grand Nagus Zek..
H is for Hair. Apparently ingesting pure latinum will cause you to loose your hair.
I is for Iso-Modulator. Seven of Nine had her own. She claimed it was for correcting hull ablation, but who knows?
J is for Jet Interceptor. Captain John Christopher of the U.S. Air Force flew one - an F-104 - in 1969.
K is for Kirk. Captain of the Enterprise.