A is for Archer. Captain of the Enterprise.
B is for Bottle of 2265 Dom Perignon. It was used to christen the new Enterprise-B in late 2293.
C is for Crusher.
D is for Deuterium injectors.
E is for Evil transporter clones.
F is for "Faaake!" Cisco knows what I mean. Starfleet doesn't lie my left buttcheek.