The thing about the Creme Eggs is that they don't look terribly appetizing on the inside but they taste amazing. I've really cut back on Easter chocolates and candies in the last few years but I'm always tempted to buy some Creme Eggs because they were a staple for my holiday growing up.
And yeah....they wanna kill you. They wanna kill us all. They're devious little brown lumps.
Harder I'm sure, now that they seem to pop up in the stores sooner and sooner in recent years, with huge baskets of them sitting by the registers.