Goddamn fucking Cadbury try to kill me every fucking easter with their goddamn creme eggs. It is SO HARD to resist those disgustingly delicious overly sweet horrible motherfuckers!
And every year the stores bring them out a little bit earlier.
This past year they even made Halloween eggs that were green on the inside! Bastards.
You gotta admit that a Cadbury egg latte sounds fucking amazing, though, right?