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Old February 21 2013, 11:41 AM   #21
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Re: TNG Caption This! 305: I, Caption



Data: As you can see, Captain, the apparatus is designed to redirect molecular cohesion by converting subspace anion flux around symmetrical triaxilating waveguide nodes. However I have detected that in application, the proposed elongation effects are offset by an inverse loss of girth.

Geordi:
In short, it doesn't work.

Data:
Is that not what I just said?

Picard: There's $29.95 down the sonic toilet.
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